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Wednesday, July 20, 2022

St. Thomas: A Visitor's Top 10

 I've got a friend coming to visit and they asked me what are the things they should do when the get here. This is actually a very common questions that I get maybe once every 2 years 😂. I'm kidding! I only answered this question like once in Yahoo! Answers. Answers went away last year. Too bad. I used to be the top Answerer for the Virgin Islands.  I digress. Here's my top 10 list of things you have to do when you're in St. Thomas for the first time:

View of the St. Thomas Waterfront

1. Coral World

Coral World Ocean Park is the closest thing we have to a zoo here. There's a lot going on there too. In the old days there weren't so many options. You just paid admission, walked around, checked out the exhibits and maybe have a bite to eat in the cafe. Now they've got tours, encounters and experiences. Just running around on your own is cool though. While you're there, hang out at Coki Point Beach right next door. Word of advice: It's not a very big beach and if you're there on a Sunday, there's gonna be a party. All. Day. Long. Heard you can get some pretty good local food there too. During the week though, it's pretty chill.

2. Magens Bay Beach

Magens Bay Beach is often regarded as one of the top 10 beaches in the world (in my opinion it doesn't beat Trunk Bay in St. John but more on that later). The beach is so nice we have a whole authority set up to manage it. I only linked the website for reference though. You don't need to plan anything, rent anything or check in with anyone. Just go! There's a small fee to enter, but it helps to keep the beach clean and maintained. If you get the munchies, pick a spot close to the concession though.

3. The Paradise Point Skyride

The Tramway is a scenic experience that isn't to be missed. You may have seen pictures of the view but nothing beats seeing it live and experiencing it for yourself. There are some shops at the top and a pretty nice lookout. Have one of their famous Bailey's Bushwackers while you're there (you'll find those at taste). Paradise Point is also home to one of the most premeire restaurants on the island, Prime. You're gonna want to make a reservation if you're going there. They've got tomahawk steaks!

4. Mountain Top

Mountain Top is a bit of a tourist trap but it's a tourist trap with an AWESOME view. In the old days it was a pretty happening spot. These days you can find some inexpensive souveniers to bring back for your friends. You can still get their World Famouse Banana Daiquiris though! I think it's still worth checking out.

5. Historic Downtown Charlotte Amalie

Downtown is where all the shopping is, but it's also where most of the history is too. I'm gonna cheat and give you this link that lists most of the historic locations you'd want to visit. Up until 1917, this was actually part of the Danish Virgin Islands and you can really see it in the architecture and even the street names that we still use to this day. You can see a lot just walking from end to end (I'd start at Fort Christian if I were you). There used to be a walking tour available but it may not have survived COVID. A map will do just as well. You can find them in the lobbies of most hotels and ports. There's also so great hidden gems in the form of restaurants downtown. I'd suggest one of our oldest, if you like Italian: Virgilio's. One very popular spot is The Greenhouse right in the middle of the Watefront. I don't really hang out downtown very often so there are places even I'm not familiar with. Oh, definitely check out Market Square if you're there during the daytime. There's lots of local crafts and locally grown fruits and vegetables for sale.

6. Havensight

If you came for the Tramway, you can stay for the rest of the area. Havensight is home to one of two cruise ship docks on the island and for a while it was the only one. The Havensight Mall is open for shopping (so long as there's a ship in port...some stores open regardless). The Havensight area is great for bar hopping and restaurants. There's a lot to explore and I'd be hard pressed to cite examples of places you'd like to visit. Looking for videogames and maybe some bowling?  Check out Chicken 'n Bowling. Want to drink so island made beers? Tap and Still or Leatherback Brewing is what you're looking for. Want some sushi? Enkai, Beni Iguana's and China King got you covered. Maybe just wanna bar hop? Check out Doghouse Pub, Smooking Rooster, Rum Hut and The Box Bar. Oh and special shout out to Twistt340 for Caribbean food with a....well, twist.

7. Frenchtown

Frenchtown has a small but lively entertainment district mostly consisting of bars and restaurants. I hate to just rattle them off because I know I might miss a few but you've got places like Hook, Line and Sinker, Sea La Vie, Bella Blu, The Pie Whole (brick oven pizza!), French Quarter Bistro, Twisted Cork and Oceana. If you get a chance to be there during the daytime you can stroll through the French Heritage Museum. Frenchtown is also home to Frenchtown Brewing Company. They're open a few times a week for beer tasting and growler fill-ups (you might want to call ahead to find out what time). You can also enjoy their brews at a number of places around the island.

8. Red Hook/East End

Red Hook is party central. No one here will dispute that. In a fairly small area you've got a ton of bars and restaurants and even a bit of shopping. Of course every Friday night there's karaoke with yours truly at Caribbean Saloon. There's stuff going on everywhere though. Places you'll want to check out include Duffy's Love Shack, Bernie's, Hook'd, the very unique Agave/Raw/Pesce combo, Sunny Days Ice Cream Shop, The Easterly, One Pub, Island Time Pub and Senor Pizza. If you're feeling spicy, Red Hook is also home to the island's only Gentleman's Club, Tootsy's. Red Hook is also where you can catch a ferry to visit nearby St. John. This leads me to....

9. St. John

If you thought Red Hook was crazy, Cruz Bay is an ecosystem all its own. I can't say a lot about St. John these days as I rarely visit but there's a lot going on. Some places I can name offhand though include The Beach Bar, Morgan's Mango, Woody's Seafood Saloon, High Tide Bar & Grill, The Tap Room (also home to St. John Brewers locally made beer), Quiet Mon Pub and The Lime Inn. This is just Cruz Bay though. St. John is mostly National Park so you'll definitely want to check that out. That includes Trunk Bay and its famous underwater snorkel trail.Check out the Petroglyphs too. 

10. Lindquist Beach

Think Magens Bay Beach, but like the not so famous sister of it. Lindquist is sort of a hidden gem (even though it's run by an authority much like Magens...well actually the same authority). On a busy cruise ship day when you know Magens is going to slammed, this is an awesome second choice. It doesn't have all the amenities of Magens but it's just as good or better.

Honorable Mentions:

  • Crown Bay Marina/Crown Bay Center

Those are two different places side by side. Lemme break it down. Crown Bay Marina mostly serves as a dock for yachts and pleasure crafts. It's notable in that one of the island's oldest restaurants is right by the water, Tickle's Dockside Pub. They're pretty famous for their Open Mic Night. If you're there during daylight hours you might be interested in a coffee or gelato from Scoops and Brew. Here is where you can also take a ferry ride to Water Island (see second Honorable Mention). 

Now the Crown Bay Center is our newest cruise ship dock and features amenities that seek to compete with the Havensight Dock. It started out pretty sleepy but in recent years activity has picked up here. It's very lively when a cruise ship is docked but there are things going on there during the nighttime as well.

  • Water Island

Water Island is a short ferry ride from the Crown Bay Marina. We refer to Water Island as "The 4th Virgin" seeing as it's sparsely populated. The main attraction is Honeymoon Beach. There are other beaches as well. The island has 2 restaurants: Dinghy's Beach Bar and Heidi's Honeymoon Grill. If your in the mood for some light hiking, there are plantation and military ruins on the island.

Well, what do you think of my list? Hopefully I pointed out all the interesting stuff to check out. Just one final note: This list isn't ranked. I just listed things as they popped into my mind. So don't go thinking one's better or less than the others. Leave me feedback on what you think of my list. Until next time!

Monday, May 9, 2022

The Seven Totems of St. Thomas

One thing that always stuck with me was that one episode of Season 2 of You where Love's friends tell Joe about the Seven Totems of Los Angeles. According to them, if you saw those 7 things it's a sign that you're a true denizen of LA and can NEVER leave. It turns out to be bullshit though because by the end of the season Joe isn't in LA anymore. I'm not considering that a spoiler. Season 3 is out and if you don't know he didn't settle down in LA you're way behind.

To recap, here were the 7 Totems of LA:

  1. A Rollerblader in booty shorts
  2. A police helicopter
  3. A pack of coyotes
  4. A palm tree on fire
  5. Two starlets wearing the same dress
  6. A dog in a stroller
  7. An off-brand superhero
Then I was reminded of an episode of How I Met Your Mother where the gang talks about all the things you have to do or have happened to be considered a New Yorker.  Here's that list:

  1. Spotting Woody Allen
  2. Spotting Maury Povich
  3. Stealing a cab from someone who needs it more than you
  4. Crying on the subway and not caring what others think
  5. Killing a cockroach with your bare hands
Important to note that the first 2 items were more implied than stated but I count them anyway since they were established in the episode.

Photo courtesy of Duffy's Love Shack Facebook Page. If you're in town you should check them out. It's a unique experience. I just wanted something totem-like to give this entry some color. Back to the task at hand...

I don't know why but this got in my head today and I wondered what would be the totems of St. Thomas.  I thought about it and came up with 7 Totems (one for each flag that has flown over the USVI). Here's my proposed list:

1. A lone person playing a steel pan or steel drum

It's not uncommon to see huge groups of people playing the steel pans and drums. In fact, the Rising Stars Steel Orchestra is very popular and well known. You could go years though and never see a soloist running around. 

2. A bar in an obscure or weird location

Most bars are in regular, well known, well traveled locations. They're their own building or part of a mall. Occassionally though you're going to find on in an obscure or weird location. There's quite a few here that fit the bill. You just have to be willing to do a little exploration. Notable examples include Percy's Bus Stop, West Zanzibar, Brooks Bar and The Rum Hut.

3. A mongoose and an iguana in the same location

We've got 'em both, but good luck seeing them in the same spot or within a few moments of each other. It's surprisingly not a common sight.

4. A WAPA lineman working the pole

We lose power. A LOT. But you'd still need to spend time here to even catch a lineman on a pole. It's a common sight but not common enough that you'd see it every day...or even ever week for that matter.

5. A non-traditional boat

Boats, yachts and ships are a dime a dozen around the island. Good luck spotting one that's...different. One that you would see uncommonly is the Kon Tiki. You won't see it every day though.

6. A mocko jumbie outside of the Carnival season

Like the steel pan/drum, this is mostly Carnival fare. There are rare occasions though where you can see on outside of the Carnival season. Most people that live here have.

7. A tourist driving in the wrong lane

There are actually a few great spots to see this happen, but this is an uncommon event...and tourism season is only so long. I last saw this happen about 2 months ago.

What do you think of my list? Is it worthy? Is it missing something? Lemme know. 

Monday, May 3, 2021

This Dream Seemed Important

I just wanted to get this all down before I forget it because it seemed important. Here I was leaving the scene of a completely unrelated dream arc. I was living in a big city and I wanted to find new areas particularly in the shopping district. It was Charlottesville, NC (Not a real place but somehow I always seem to confuse Charlotte with Charlottesville...go figure). I stumble unto an area I haven't seen before and I was delighted until I got over the stairs that separated it to find a area I was very familiar with. It was a University campus from a previous dream. Oh and for some strange reason I was looking for pants, hence the shopping. I sat on a marble bench when a familiar face appeared. I told him what I was doing since I left University and he seemed a little disappointed in me. "It doesn't work like that." he says. He says he knows that I wanted to be a dorm master(?) and said something to the effect of not basing my whole life around that. He notices my lack of pants and told me to follow him all the while lecturing me. I lost him when he quickly got by a couple walking slowly and stealing kisses. The woman in the couple was someone I knew and not a person I expected to appear in my dream. As I trailed behind the couple I noticed I was walking towards a boutique store. It sold women's clothes but there were some cool swim trunks hanging on the wall outside so I guessed they had men's clothes to. They didn't. An old, bored white guy was in charge. Seemed like he was napping. My friend then reappeared asking where'd I run off to and lead me towards the Campus Store. Before I even had a chance to buy anything he presents me with my phone and points out he added his number. I hear the ringtone Asha put on Todd's phone in Outsourced. I noticed his name was Shana and then I woke up. Got anything for me guys?

Thursday, February 11, 2021

The Streaming Boom and My Viewing Habits

Welcome to 2021. We're still in a global pandemic and so more than every people are looking for things to do at home. Streaming services have been literal saviors during this time. Staying at home would have been pretty boring in  say the early 2000s when we were still marking the video store hoping a new release would be available to rent (or buy) soon.

The streaming market was already changing but it had to become something more in 2020. They stepped up. Market leader Netflix has been pumping out tons of original content and were even able to justify a fee increase as a result. DC Universe shuttered their streaming service, incorporated it into HBO Max and then stunned movie studios by announcing that all their 2021 new releases would be released simultaneously with brick and mortar movie houses and HBO Max. CBS started closing the door on All Access and it consolidating that into Paramount+.  NBC launced their Peacock streaming service. Disney+ launced several big releases on their streaming platform including the live action Mulan and the hit musical Hamilton. And this is just the stuff I was aware of.

Now that everyone wants a piece of the streaming pie though, it leads to some hard decision making in what you're willing to invest in and my viewing habits have changed as a direct result. They were already changing but because the streaming market is changing at such a face pace it's been a bit of a struggle to keep up.

1. The 2021 TV season is noticably deminished  

It couldn't be helped. Remember the writer's strike? We lost a ton of TV shows because there was either no writers or the studios tried to fake it with whoever they had lying around. 2020 was like that except there was a literal pandemic. The new Fall season has fewer episodes of everything and most were forced to feature aspects of the pandemic to stay relevant. New content has been difficult to produce during the pandemic. Even the streaming services are feeling it. Their saving grace was having lots of seasons of other new content to fill the void.

2. Can't Be Everywhere All At Once

This was it. The year that EVERYONE has a streaming service. All the broadcast networks have individual apps. Fortunately Hulu is still acting as an aggregate for ABC, NBC and FOX. CBS has always been the holdout and while I enjoyed having CBS All Access for a while it proved to be to finicky. I finally cancelled the service when it looked like they region locked me and wouldn't respond to my requests for support. Almost every Cable network also have individual apps (again, hooray for Hulu) including the premium services. In all the shuffle, I can't follow all the things I used to. Remember when I talked about AMC earlier in my blog and how difficult the app made it to keep up with The Walking Dead? I'm officially like 4 seasons behind now and I haven't picked up on any other AMC shows since. There's such a thing as being TOO exclusive.

3. I Can't AFFORD To Be Everywhere All At Once

Mo' apps means mo' money. Once you've got the Big 3 (Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime) things start to really add up. $13.99 for Netflix, $11.99 for Hulu (I like the no commercials options, okay?!) and $12.99 for Amazon (this is the only service I prepay for for an entire year). My bonus streams: Disney+ and HBO Max clocking in at $14.99 and $6.99 respectively. Technically $60 a month! It's still less than Cable but the thought of picking up any more services is cringe right now.

4. I No Longer Have Time To Even Try To Be Everywhere All At Once

In the early days of the pandemic I got a lot of television in. That didn't last very long though. I'm a sorta essential worker so after brief downtime I was back out there risking it all for the paycheck. That was when the FOMO kicked in. Everyone's ahead of me! It's only recently since more things have opened that things have evened out.

That's all I got for now.  Good to be back. Encourage me to post stuff more often. Later.

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Netflix: Roll For Initiative

The 20 sided die of Netflix
Roll to determine what you watch

20 - Any movie you love that you could watch 1000 times over

19 - Any TV series that you love that you could watch 1000 times over

18 - Poll your friends for a movie. Top vote getter in 30 minutes wins

17 - Poll your friends for a tv series. Top vote getter in 30 minutes wins

16. Choose any movie from the Netflix Top 10.

15. Choose any TV series from the Netflix Top 10.

14. If you started a movie and didn't finish it you now have to.

13. If you started a TV series and haven't gotten to the finale you have to watch an episode.

12. Choose any stand up comedy special

11. You must watch an episode of an anime.

10. You must choose a foreign language movie

9. You must watch an episode of a foreign language TV show

8. Watch the first movie Netflix recommends 

7. Reroll. 7s are lucky :)

6. Watch the first episode of the first show Netflix recommends.

5. Watch the first thing that's Trending Now

4. You have to watch something from your list that you haven't watched. If your list is empty reroll.

3. Scroll to the Categories section. Roll again. Whatever you roll scroll right that many times. Watch the first thing recommended or listed in that option.

2. Watch the last thing in the Netflix Top 10

1. Download Tubi and watch Velocipastor 😂

If you don't have a 20 sided die, just Google "roll d20". ;)

Friday, March 15, 2019

Let's Talk About Captain Marvel


The big buzz these days is the theatrical release of Captain Marvel. I don't really want to talk about how the movie did (Saw it, liked it.  Not great, but not bad either). I want to talk about how Captain Marvel represents a turning point in the comic book superhero movie genre. It's something that kinda got left behind in all the controversy.

Think back to all the comic book superhero movies you can think of (I know, there's been a lot). What was the first movie all about? This is a no brainer: It's the origin story.  It's been done to death.  Even the X-Men origin movies, where the characters got their powers by BEING BORN THAT WAY do an origin.

This is where Captain Marvel kinda breaks away from the pack.  Y'see her origin story...is kinda blah.  That's not her fault.  Most origin stories are kinda blah.  I mean you can only have so many radioactive spiders, gamma bomb explosions or super soldier serums.  Her origin is so blah they even changed it for the movie.  It's all about how this story is told.  The big origin is mostly kept a secret until near the end of the movie because it's instrumental to the "twist".  If you've seen it, you know it but I'm not going to spoil it here.  I'll just say it's not very interesting and not fully explained (unless you were paying attention).  So instead of building up that origin we get a functional character codenamed Vers fighting along side her fellow Kree until a mission gone wrong lands her back on Earth and chasing her own identity as a result.

Personally, I liked this direction.  Let's face it, the slow build up to the introduction of powers was getting old.  Then we get a whole second act of learning to use said powers and finally a third act where the powers get to shine.  Captain Marvel pretty much changed up the first two acts.  The character has power from the beginning and is actually more powerful that the other Kree, but we soon come to realize that her time with the Kree is really all she knows.

Will this method of storytelling make it into future movies? Probably not.  Despite breaking a box office record the movie was still badly to moderately reviewed.  A lot of  hype was that this was a prelude to Avengers: Endgame, a movie every MCU fan is practically foaming at the mouth for. We all know Captain Marvel will play a huge role in it and we watched this movie to get filled in.  I feel that alone cast a long shadow on this movie.  Unlike Black Panther, this movie wasn't made to stand on its own. Even Spider-Man: Homecoming escaped this because even though it was tied to the MCU and even featured another Avenger the story didn't affect the overall Avengers plot line. Doing double duty as introducing this new character and providing the bridge to Endgame was too much. That doesn't mean a lot of MCU fans weren't hyped for this movie based on its own merits though. The film has some great and inspiring messages.  It even has that one scene where the main character rises above all odds and gives us that tingly feeling.  Overall, the movie is a C+. Not bad, but also not great.

Did you see Captain Marvel?  What did you think?

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Outsourced vs. Outsourced

I think everyone on my Facebook feed knows that one of my favorite movies is Outsourced. For at least a couple years it's been a mainstay on my Netflix "Watch It Again".  I think I'd be embarrassed if there was a way to actually see how many times I've watched this movie.  Yes, it is my favorite romantic comedy of all time and I'm a sucker for a good romantic comedy.

Turns out they made a TV series based on this movie and I didn't know until I recommended the movie to my Facebook friends.  It wasn't until Netflix pulled Outsourced (September 2, 2018) (PLEASE COME BACK SOMEDAY!!! 😭).  It was only then I turned to Amazon Firestick's search feature and that's when it happened: I found the series on it was on Hulu.

So here I stand, having finished the one and only season of Outsourced and ready to compare.  Let's get to it!

 
VS 

1. The Plot

There are some slight differences in the movie and series plot.  In the movie, Todd Anderson is the top salesman for Mid America Novelties and one day he report to work and he's the only one there except for his boss.  His boss explains that they've outsourced his department to India and they want him to go set it up and train the guy who'll eventually replace him.  Naturally Todd protests but his boss dangles his stock options and a bad job market over him so Todd relents.  From here the storyline focuses on Todd trying to get the call center MPI (minutes per incident) down to 6 minutes. 

In the series, Todd (Dempsy in this version) just finished management training and learns that the job he trained for has been outsourced to India.  He's told if he wants to keep that job he has to go there and manage the call center.  In the series, this is the job.  There's no coming back unless he gets transferred.  The plot of the series centers around helping the call center employees get familiar with American culture while learning a few things about Indian culture.

2. The Characters

In the movie, there were only a few stand out characters but even fewer got regular roles in the series. Besides Todd, only Asha and Manmeet made the cut.  Puro in the movie is replace by Rajiv and they're polar opposites.  While Puro was attentive and eager to learn, Rajiv was manipulative, overbearing and constantly plotting to oust Todd despite actually needing his teaching.  Asha doesn't hold the same authority as she does in the movie and Manmeet quickly assumes the best friend role...until Todd meets Charlie.  He operates another call center.  I believe his character was based on Bob in the movie (he only showed up for a brief scene where Todd thought he could get a cheeseburger).  New characters include Gupta, Tonya and Madhuri.  It was pretty cool that they could make the show diverse but still feel wholly Indian.

3. The Verdict

I like both.  The series is not nearly as complex as the movie but it makes for good comedy.  I'm actually sorry the show didn't survive to a second season but I think the whole Todd/Asha dynamic would have been hard to maintain.  So it's definitely worth checking out but I don't feel like it has the same re-watch factor as the movie.