Well today I learned they have a new offering that makes fighting malware a little bit easier. It's called Chameleon.
|More like a Blue Shrimp...|
With Chameleon you can load your computer in Safe Mode With Networking and, using a conspicuously named svchost.exe file, install Malwarebytes with the latest database update using a MSDOS command shell. This little peach has earned a place in my USB drive archives.